Salutations friend, I am the Once-ler, Don of the Lonely Troll's Gambit Smuggling Syndicate. I'm here to offer you a position in the Gambit's Cell #2. To be clear, we are smugglers. Not pirates. We smuggle contraband and plan on living long and fruitful lives. If you want to blast your way through 'lancers until someone puts a bullet in your head, best look somewhere else. We move sensitive goods around the 'verse, as quickly and quietly as possible.